"I`m never drinking again." - Someone who will definitely drink again
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The awkward moment when you realize in the movie "2012" the 1st thing that flooded was New York and now it is 2012 and New York was flooding..
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The best revenge is showing them that your life is better after they`re gone.
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You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text.
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I wonder if Asian people put smileys like this ¦)
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The things I would do for a few extra hours of sleep...
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`Are you athletic?` Yes, I surf the Web.
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Tetrachromacy is the condition opposite to colour blindness, in which you get super colour vision.
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"I have not failed. I`ve just found 10,000 ways that won`t work." - Thomas A. Edison
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Of course I talk to myself. I need to have an intelligent conversation every now and then.
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