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That awkward moment when an artist you hate releases a good song.
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That awkward moment when you`ve already said “what?” three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just nod and smile.
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That awkward moment when you turn the page and realize that you have no idea what you just read.
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That awkward moment when you and your teacher go into the bathroom at the same time.
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That awkward moment when a little kid is prettier than you are…
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That awkward moment when your parents try to be cool in front of your friends.
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I wonder how long it takes a giraffe to throw up...
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I’m not flirting .. I’m just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive..
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You want to be more than friends? Okay we`ll be best friends then.
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LIKE IF: The longer you`re single, the more you start to think something`s wrong with you.
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