No mom, its not me. THE TEACHER HATES ME!
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LIKE IF: My shyness has ruined so many good opportunities.
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I`m not funny. I`m just really mean and people think I`m joking.
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"Freshman are annoying" - People that were Freshman last year.
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LIKE IF you also know a douchebag named Tyler.
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is Me: I`m just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes. Me: Wakes up February 5th, 2096.
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My favorite texts are the ones where you re-read and it still puts a smile on your face like it`s the first time you read it.
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The biggest lie I tell myself is, “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”
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That awkward moment when you think you`ve fooled the teacher by pretending to write, and they call on you.
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That awkward moment when you don`t know how to reply to a really sweet text.
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