Car Rides without Music = AWKWARD
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Doctor: Ok, so what`s wrong, how are you feeling? Me: *Looks at mom waiting for her to explain.*
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Me opening the fridge: "Baby you light up my world like nobody else."
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That awkward moment when you put something in a safe place and then forget where the safe place is.
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Best breakup excuse: "I`m more of a cat person... Sorry..."
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In boring classes, I always improve my drawing skills.
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That awkward moment when you accidentally answer a call you meant to ignore.
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You only live once? False, you live everyday. You only die once.
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China has blocked Twitter. Now 1.3 billion people will have no idea what I’m having for lunch.
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People who cross the street without looking. I love your faith in me. (!!)
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