At a nerd wedding they don`t say, "I do." They say, "I accept the terms and conditions."
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The sinking of the Titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen
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Stop letting the world tell you what`s possible and try finding out for yourself.
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That awkward moment where your teacher moves you away from your friend. . .next to the weirdest person in the class.
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That awkward moment when you’re so hungry that you can’t make a conscious decision about what to eat.
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Sometimes, my calculator must think I`m a complete idiot.
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What if your life is just a movie and billions of people in another dimension are watching it right now?
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Keep your heels, head and standards high.
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When someone gives you food out of nowhere, the first thing you say is, "What did you do to it?"
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is Waving hi to security cameras.
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