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:S :C :H :O :O :L - You can`t find happy faces.
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Pray karma gets to you before I do, because she will be a lot nicer than me.
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Now I understand why Peter Pan never wanted to grow up.
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LIKE IF : When I was kid, my social network was called "outside".
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There are a lot people who call you by your name, but there is only one person who can make it sound so damn special.
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I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and funny as hell.
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That moment when you really want to be friends with someone. BUT YOU’RE TOO DAMN SOCIALLY AWKWARD.
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Edward isn’t a vampire. He lives in a forest. He doesn’t eat people and he sparkles. HE IS OBVIOUSLY A FAIRY.
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My head says go to the gym. My heart says eat more tacos.
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That awkward moment when no one checked my last Status..
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