sometimes i just need my space from everyone
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Have you ever looked at yourself and been like nope?
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LIKE IF you ever stalked someone so hard you ended up on their brothers roommates cousins sisters page
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Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
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Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then I remember your face and I`m ready for war.
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What`s on the menu? Me-n-U
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LIKE IF : I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
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Why do they call it "The mall"? Instead of going to one store, you go to "them all". Them all = The Mall. Clever.
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I bet you don`t even have 99 problems. I bet you have like 92 or 93. Stop exaggerating
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the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand
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