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LIKE IF you also become the most religious person the day before a test.
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When happy, you`re enjoying the music. When sad, you`re understanding the lyrics.
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Don`t chase, replace.
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Oh, you are 14 and quit smoking? Wow, so inspiring.
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Like if you also have that one friend who doesn`t know how to whisper.
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Kiss me if I`m wrong. But dinosaurs still exist right?
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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry how big is your nose?
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Why do some girls look so good in over-sized sweaters and messy buns but when I do it I look like I just stepped out of a meth lab.
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You never know what you have until, you clean your room.
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I live for the nights that I can`t remember with the people I can`t forget.
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