Hearing, "EA Sports" and finishing the rest with the commentator, "...it`s in the game!"
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Facebook status
Respecting older people because they graduated without Google and Wikipedia.
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Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.
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I swear I crave Starbucks at least ten times. Every day.
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If Twitter was invented by a woman, the character limit would be 10,000 letters.
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LIKE IF your maturity level depends on who you are with.
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Mom: "If your friends jump off a bridge, would you jump too?" Me: "Uhm, how high is the bridge?"
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Teacher: I hope I don`t see you copying another student`s test. Me: Yeah, I hope you don`t see that either.
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Are you single single or internet single?
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I wonder if British people sit around trying to talk in an American accent..
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