Facebook status
like my status and i`ll write on your wall:
your name :
your name in my phone :
I met you at :
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Boy:Will you go out with me?
Girl:No!
Boy:Did you hear what I said?
Girl:Yea.
Boy:What did I say?
Girl:Will you go out with me?
Boy:Yes!!
-Moinul
I bought 2PACS of M&M for 50 Cent And i ate Them With ICE TEA That Had Ice cube
-Moinul
bought a great new holder for my Apple and Blackberry. It`s called a `Fruit Bowl`.
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I hate when websites force me to make super complicated passwords.
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I have never seen a pregnant chinese woman! LIKE if you haven`t either!
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How I flirt? *Stares from distance*
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That awkward moment when you’re watching Home Alone 2 wondering how child services haven’t taken him away from his parents yet.
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The most desired gift of love is not diamonds or roses or chocolate. It is focused attention. ~ Rick Warren
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That awkward moment when you realize you probably shouldn’t have told someone something.
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