That awkward moment when your friends make plans right in front of you, and the plans don`t include you.
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That awkward moment when somebody uses a hashtag on Facebook.
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That awkward moment when you look inside your pocket, and it`s not full of sunshine.
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Fun Fact: If a mosquito is biting you, and you flex that muscle, it will explode.
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Call of Duty is like an iPhone. New game every year, basically the same.
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Nothing says regret like the email address you made as a kid.
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LIKE IF:I have to wet my toothbrush, put the toothpaste on, then re-wet my toothbrush in order for me to brush my teeth.
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The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing .
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My girlfriend told me "Football or me"
. Sometimes I miss her.
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Attractive person: "Hi" ... Me: "Is this some kind of sick joke?"
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