I`ll admit...Twitter has cured my Facebook addiction.
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I`m not saying I`m smarter than Steve Jobs or anything but I would have made the iPhone chargers about a few inches longer.
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Sometimes it takes a good fall, to know where you stand.
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Like if you also think that the hardest thing to answer is: Describe yourself.
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The awkward moment when the automatic toilets flushes before you are done.
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Anyone ever remember that one time, before Twitter, when we all went outside and did stuff?
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Normal Teenager: Make sure to be quiet while sneaking out of the house at 1am. Me: Make sure to be quiet while making a sandwich at 1am.
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Always remember, Patience is your best ally.
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That awkward moment when you can`t tell the difference between hunger and boredom.
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Dream it. Be it. Believe it.
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