Facebook status

My favorite line: "I`ll do it later."
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Twitter has a bird as logo, that`s why when you join you`re an egg. And your home button is a birdhouse. Why am I just getting this?
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Girls play hard to get because guys play hard to keep.
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Sometimes you just need to step outside, get some fresh air, clear your head, and remind yourself of who you are and where you want to be.
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That awkward moment when pillow fights turn into a fight to the death.
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What the teacher says: You may now begin the test. What I hear: May the odds be forever in your favor.
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Just a girl trying to be a better person.
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Single, taken, in a relationship; are all just terms. Your status is measured by your actions.
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I do believe in second chances, I just don’t think everyone deserves them.
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WHEN YOU TYPE LIKE THIS IT MAKES ME THINK YOU`RE YELLING, when u type like dis it makes me think u a lil kidd, WhEn YoU TYpE LIkE ThIs It MAkEs ME ThInk YOUr MEntAllY HAndY CAppEd
-Valerie