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For some reason, my nose only itches when my hands are busy carrying stuff.
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“I`ll think about it” = I`ll forget about it completely until you bring it up again.
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That moment when you’re in a really bad mood and your parents won’t stop annoying you.
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Tag with a comment that one person, who always catches you doing something weird. :)
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Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool.
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"For what it’s worth, it’s never too late to be whoever you want to be." ~ The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008)
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"There are no coincidences... only the illusion of coincidence." ~ V, V for Vendetta (2005)
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The person who has truly loved you is the only one who has the strength to accept your mistakes and forgive you.
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Real relationships doesn`t come with rules, it comes with respect boundaries.
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You may have chemistry with her, but you have history with me.
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