Black Friday: People trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
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Your prince will come one day. He may not ride a white horse or live in a big castle but he will love you and only you.
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Sometimes the most important life lessons are the ones we end up learning the hard way.
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Some people are like trees, they take forever to grow up.
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Me , jealous of you? Girl do you own a mirror?..
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything!
Son:That`s why I say she`s no good!
Son:That`s why I say she`s no good!
-Johnny
If it quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, and smells like a duck, it`s probably a Unicorn wearing a duck costume.
-Dragos
Remember that time we came to work and we were excited? Yeah, me neither...
-Jake
I swear guys be runnin around saying, " I Aint Like Most men" And " Not all Men Cheat", But The guys that say that Never ever proved it
-Valerie
A simple ‘bye’ could make us cry, a simple ‘joke’ could make us laugh, and a simple ‘care’ can make us fall in love.
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