The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can never end.
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Don`t send me a ;) face and then wonder why I show up at your house naked.
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LIKE IF: My best friend`s problems are my problems.
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There`s no "share" in "pizza".
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Yep. Kay. Yess. I will. Mhm. I know. I won`t. Yeah. Yup. Sure. Yeah. Ok. BYE MOM.
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LIKE IF:Saying, “That’s crazy” when you haven’t been paying attention to what someone`s saying.
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Stuck in a generation where loyalty is just a tattoo, love is just a quote and lying is the new truth.
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Drunk test: Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?
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3 words, 8 letters, easy to say, hard to prove... ..."I`m a zebra."
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Reasons I check my voicemail: 1% to hear the message. 99% to get rid of that annoying icon.
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