When a totally random person insults someone you hate. Me: "I like you."
-unknown
Facebook status
3 weeks ago: single.. Last week: single... Next week: single.. Next month: single.. Next year: single.. Next decade: single
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I hate it when my alarm clock totally interrupts my planking practice.
-unknown
I won`t block you or delete you. I`m keeping you there so you will be able to see how happy I am without you.
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Santa saw your Facebook picture. Yeah you`re getting clothes.
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That fake laugh you do when you don’t understand what somebody just said to you. You`re like :D but deep inside you`re like o_O
-Alove
If you’re not going to tell me something, don’t bring it up.
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The fact that 66+44 doesn`t equal 100 really pisses me off
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Some cute guy just winked at me with both eyes at the same time.
-unknown
Oh, you`re a model? What`s your agency? Instagram?
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