"I wasn`t that drunk." "Dude you logged into Myspace..."
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Facebook status
Retweeting a tweet because you`re secretly sending someone a message.
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Pregnancy used to be a beautiful thing. Now it`s just like "oh, she`s pregnant too?"
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That awkward moment when Voldemort tries to put on glasses.
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The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman`s heart.
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When was the last time someone described you as their everything?
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I`m having one of those unattractive days..... I mean years..... I mean lives.
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That awkward moment when someone is wearing more makeup than clothes.
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Being right isn`t always worth the fight. Just let it go.
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There`s no "share" in Nutella.
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