How to do math: 1. Write down question. 2. Cry.
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Student`s language: "no question" means "i don`t really understand anything."
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Being a person is getting too complicated. Time to be a unicorn.
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It`s called Facebook, not Boobbook. So next time, try to get your face in the picture too.. thanks
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The key to any successful relationship is to know the difference between what`s wrong and the woman`s opinion.
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When you`re wearing headphones and you feel like everyone is calling you.
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Why do we call it truth or dare when we all know it’s really “Who do you like” or “Awkward sexual task”.
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THEY`RE going THERE with THEIR friends. Seriously it`s not rocket science.
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I hate when people assume you`re on your period when you`re in a bad mood.
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Dear Blockbuster Video, LOL. Love, Netflix.
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