teacher: How can we keep the school clean.
me: By staying at home! :D
me: By staying at home! :D
-Sonali
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I don`t get drunk, I get awesome.
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I don`t stalk, I investigate.
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Ladies are so funny. They want the guys to forget their age & remember their birthdays..
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First you care. Then you get hurt.
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The ocean gets its saltiness from the tears of misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle.
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I`ve forgotten what it`s like to have a normal sleeping pattern.
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Silence is the best answer to a stupid question.
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That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.
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Like if you also always skip the first piece of bread because it`s ugly.
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