When someone looks at your baby pictures and jokingly says "aww you were soo cute! what happened?" Bitch, I got sexy, thats what happened.
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Head up, stay strong. Fake a smile, move on.
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When your parents call you by your full name, you know shit`s gonna happen.
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*Phone on silent*. 10 missed calls. *Turns volume to loudest*. Nobody calls all day.
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"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference" -Robert Frost.
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21% of women choose their underwear based on their mood.
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Do not judge people just because they aren`t exactly like you.
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I do 5 sit-ups every morning. It may not sound like much, but there`s only so many times you can hit the snooze button.
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Do not touch MY iPhone. It`s not an usPhone, it`s not a wePhone, it`s not an ourPhone, it`s an iPhone.
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I don`t run. In fact, if you see me running, you better follow because it`s likely something is chasing me.
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