Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
-unknown
Facebook status
If you succeed in cheating someone, don`t think that the person is a fool. Realize that the person trusted you much more than you deserved.
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You will always have trouble if you are mean to those who are good to you.
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*Dog staring at wall* What I`m thinking: THERE`S A FUCKING GHOST! What my dog is thinking: That`s a sexy wall...
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My mother always told me if you can`t say anything nice, don`t say anything at all... And some people wonder why I`m so quiet around them.
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FACEBOOK = YNLO. You Never Log Out.
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I saw a man at the beach yelling, “HELP, SHARK, HELP!” I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
-Emma
That moment when you meet someone new, and you automatically know that person is going to mean something to you in the future.
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Me: *drops phone* Headphones: I got you bro .
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The most romantic thing you can ever do for me is buy me food.
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