Whoever said "patience is a virtue" has never experienced "slow INTERNET"
-unknown
Facebook status
Can a woman make you a millionaire? Yes, but only if you are a billionaire..
-unknown
That awkward moment when you get caught staring at an attractive person….
-Bhumswrang
You know you’re bored when you’re playing GTA and you’re trying to drive normally like the other cars.
-Bhumswrang
Scientists have discovered that people will believe anything when you say Scientists have discovered that.
-Bhumswrang
That moment when you get all of the colors on a rubix cube right... except for the very center one. -_-
-Emalie
That awkward moment when someone says "Hello" and you reply, "Good thanks"
-unknown
Me: *Run for 10 minutes* ... "Am I skinny yet?"
-unknown
That awkward moment when you go for a fist bump and the other person goes for a high five...
-unknown
No mom, I don`t know what I got on my test. I just took it today.
-unknown