I thought you were good looking, until I clicked “view more pictures”.
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You know you had fun when you can’t tell your parents what you did.
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Life is just like a book, everyday is a new page, every month is a new chapter, every year is a new series.
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Success - chase it. Respect - earn it. Love - embrace it.
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I do learn from my mistakes, but some mistakes are fun to do all over again.
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Who else just absolutely can not sleep with socks on? (Like this status if you can`t)
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The dumbest thing ever is when you both love each other but aren`t together..
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Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover?
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I`m not trying to impress you, but I can say "Voldemort" out loud.
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Relationships are harder now because conversations becomes texting, argument becomes phone calls, & feelings become statuses and tweets.
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