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A woman`s logic: He`s nice, but I`d rather date an asshole, try to change him, fail, get my heart broken and preach "All guys are the same."
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That awkward moment when your whisper is louder than your normal voice.
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LMS IF: Saturday = FREE day, Sunday = Studying + Homework day
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LIKE IF: I get jealous even if we`re not dating.
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A bad attitude destroys a beautiful face.
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I wish we could choose which memories to remember.
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The only thing that really scares me is what love can do to a person.
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Rule of math: If it seems easy, your doing it wrong.
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For every male action, there is a female overreaction...
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LIKE IF: Nothing makes me more happy than to see my mom smile.
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