You think you`re having a bad day? Remember this: In 1976 Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stock in Apple for $800! Now its worth $60 Billion!
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Facebook status
That awkward moment when you get caught staring at an attractive person.
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That epic moment when you trip... then turn it into a short jog to play it off.
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Couples breaking up on Facebook?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOObody cares.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOObody cares.
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"Pssst! Hey Patrick?" "What?" "I thought of something funnier than 24" "What?" "25"
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That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink.
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Alien 1 : " Did The Humans Receive Our Message?" Aliens 2 : " Yes, But They Named It Dubstep and dance to it."
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I want a guy that can openly say, "Yes that`s my girlfriend and yes I really do love her."
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As soon as I see someone else getting close to you, I get jealous.
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I`m a girl. I cry for stupid boys. My room is a mess. Sometimes music is my only friend. I`m not perfect. I will never be. But I`m me.
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