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I sleep less, I`m tired. I sleep more, I`m tired. Life is impossible.
-unknown
Girl: Truth or dare?
Boy: Dare.
Girl: I dare you to love me.
Boy: No babe, that`s truth. ♥
-unknown
I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.
-unknown
"I Love You"
"OMG,really? What a coincidence!"
"Why? You love me too?"
"No,I love myself too!"
-Favour
You say YOLO but do you really have to do careless and stupid things that gonna make you die fast?
-Vitu
"Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn."
Benjamin Franklin
-unknown
Whoever said `patience is a virtue` has never expirenced `slow internet`.
-Maria
Awkwardly flushing the toilet when everyone else is sleeping.
-Maria
The sound of childeren laughing makes me happy. Unless I`m home alone and the powers cut.
-Maria
That strange moment when my parents try to compare my teenage life to when they were a teenager.
-Maria