My life is one big “wow ok”.
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LIKE IF:Breaking up with a boyfriend is a million times easier than breaking up with a best friend
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That Awkward Moment when you`re naked, trying to get dressed and your pet is staring at you.
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Being nice to someone you hate doesn`t mean you`re fake. It means you`re mature enough to tolerate your hate towards them.
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Being such a good cook that even the fire alarm cheers you on.
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Me opening the fridge: "Baby you light up my world like nobody else.".
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Dear Glee, I`m pretty sure cheerleaders don`t wear their uniforms 24/7. Sincerely, an actual high school student.
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What do you call a white man on a basketball team? Coach...
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I hate it when I flex and my shirt pretty much explodes.
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The trickiest tongue twister in the English is apparently ``Sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick``.
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