The only guy who deserves you, is the one who thinks he doesn`t.
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*buying stuff at the store* Cashier: "Are you buying all these?" :) … Me: "NOOOOOOO, I`m stealing them, I just wanted to show you first"
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No, I`m not lazy. I`m just very protective to my seat.
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Does anyone ever see things in their dreams and then later in life see the exact same thing and freak out for a couple seconds??
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That awkward moment when you realize you probably shouldn`t have told someone something..
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When I was kid, I watched Spongebob... Wait... I still do.
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They need to invent an alarm clock where if you press snooze more than three times, it automatically calls in sick for you.
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I wonder if someone will ever knock on my door and say, "Hey we have 7 mutual friends on Facebook, may I come in?"
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If underwater laptops were invented, I think I would get a lot more work done in the shower.
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Drama free, worry free. That`s the way I wanna be.
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