Without ME, it`s just AWESO.
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Admit it, you`ve answered Dora at least once in your life.
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I guess we`ll never find out who let the dogs out.
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1. Say "Dale!" 2. Mumble 3 Spanish words 3. List 4 cities. Congratulations, you just made a Pitbull song
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Call her beautiful. Especially when she least expects it.
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(p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln I just foiled your plan...
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True love is when you are happy spending time together even if one of you is asleep.
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The more attractive you are, the more awkward I am.
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NO, you don’t have “haters”. People just don’t like you. Get over yourself.
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"Nothing is more damaging to you than to do something that you believe is wrong." - Abraham
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