When I find it, I don`t need it. When I need it, I can`t find it.
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Facebook status
Mom: Clean your room. We`re having guests over for dinner. Me: I didn`t realize that dinner will be held in my room.
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LMFAO: "Everyday I`m shuffling. YOUTUBE: "Everyday I’m buffering." SNOW: "Everyday I`m shoveling."
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LIKE IF: you that one ex you don`t want the world to know you dated.
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Sorry I`m not Adele. I don`t wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do however want to set fire to all your stuff.
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I HATE TWO COLUMN PROOFS. Someone blow them up, please.
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My home boy Carlose got his car stolen we just call him lose now :)
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Play like a man. Lose like a man!
-Shohan
is cursed with expensive taste and a low budget.
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Awww I love getting cute good night texts from no one.
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