“Why are you single?” I don’t know, ask all the people that won’t date me.
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Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y ?
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Common sense is a flower that doesn`t grow in everyone`s garden.
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"Message sent failed. Would you like to retry?" Well, OBVIOUSLY, I was sending it for a reason.
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Wanna keep your girl? Respect her, care for her, love her, text her first, make sure she knows how you feel about her and never lie.
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If there`s ice cream trucks in the summer then why isn`t there Starbucks trucks in the winter?
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Asian Grading Scale: 99.5-100: A+ 99.3-99.4: A 99.0-99.2: A- 98.9: B+ 98.5-98.8: B 98.0-98.4: B- <98.0: F
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My Internet went down yesterday. I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill.
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My room isn`t dirty. I just have everything on display.
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LIKE IF: Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if it`s worth it to get up and pee or if you can hold it until the morning.
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