That awkward moment when your teacher asks you to read out loud, and you don’t even know what page they’re on.
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Facebook status
That moment when a 10 year old kid says, "When I was a kid..." Bitch, really?
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People who share their food with me have a special place in my heart.
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LIKE IF: Accidentally sending ;) instead of :) and feeling like you’ve just offered them your body.
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Promises mean everything, but after they are broken, sorry means nothing.
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Like if you also never actually seen a yellow duck.
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Didaskaleinophobia is actually the fear of going to school.
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I gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me.
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That awkward moment when you don`t know how to respond to a comment on Facebook, so you just Like It instead.
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Being unattractive is just playing the dating game on hard mode.
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