Facebook status
LMS if Wrapping yourself up in a blanket burrito before going to sleep.
-unknown
Texting + Facebook = Textbook. Yes, Mom, I am studying.
-unknown
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too..
-unknown
we all have the right for stupidity.., some are just abusing their privilege..:)
-unknown
The first sign of madness is talking to yourself, the second sign is replying..
-unknown
Bruno Mars says that he knew that she was trouble from the first kiss because she had her eye`s wide open. Doesn`t that mean that he did too?
-Ashley
I feel bad for everyone who isn`t dating me :)
-Sipho
When you meet me, you think I am quiet. Then you get to know me and just wish I was quiet..
-unknown
That sad moment when your internet doesn`t work and you don`t know what to do with your life.
-unknown
is Getting mad because my celebrity crush is cheating on me. :)
-unknown