*in principals office* principal: Have a seat. me:thank you *picks up chair and leaves*
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Facebook status
"Send me a pic" never fails to ruin a conversation.
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Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also growing old.
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The awkward moment when you get a flashback of something embarrassing that you did..
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YOCO = You Only Cute Online
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You use google every day but I bet you can`t remember the order of the colors.
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1 2 3 Smile! *smiling for ages* . Oh, it`s on video.
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You`re irritating. go play in the traffic or something .
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Dear food commercials, Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people.
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That strange moment when you wake up 1 minute before your alarm clock.
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