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When I`m quiet: 1) Tired 2) Don`t have anything to talk about 3) Over-thinking 4) Upset 5) Falling apart or 6) All of the above
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You never realize how weird your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
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Why why do baby clothes have pockets?
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Can you cry under water?
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Why can`t Spongebob lift a couple of teddy bears, But he can lift Patrick`s rock?
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Why Doesn`t Glue Stick To The Inside Of the Bottle?
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Do you ever just wake up and go “nope” and roll over and go back to sleep.
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Congratulations on your ability to create drama out of absolutely nothing!
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Like if your browser windows are like that - First Tab: Twitter ... Second Tab: Facebook ... Third Tab: YouTube.
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Comedy is a funny way of being serious.
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