Many things give us joy in life, but not nearly as much joy as finding money in a parking lot.
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"I know what I`m doing" - What people say before they screw something up.
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Dad can I have $50? "$40!?! What do you need $30 for?! $20 is more than enough! Heres $10 now give your brother half."
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"Hey babe, you smell that?" .. "No." .. "Me neither, start cooking?"
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*Me when I turn 18* Parents: Do this. Me: Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf.
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Sometimes the wrong choices take us to the right places.
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The fridge is a clear example that what matters is what’s inside.
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Give me a beer and watch me get awesome.
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When I date someone, I think long term. What`s the point of dating someone if you only want them temporarily?
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Guys have feelings too! For example, sometimes we feel hungry.
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