When you start to hate someone, everything they do begins to annoy you... Them: *Cough* You: "OOOOHHH MY GOOOOOODDDDDDD ".
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My biggest problem is that I found the perfect guy, at the wrong time.
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Who else does this? 1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. starts brushing teeth.
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To make a change you don`t need a new year, all you need is a new morning. Choose to make the most of each day. Whatever you didn`t accomplish yesterday, you have today!
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In life you will meet all sorts of people, happy, moody, shy, loud, weird, and then there`s me.
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When I bang my toe against something it`s like I pressed a button that plays all the curse words I know...
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Our brain is divided into 2 parts left and right...there`s nothing right at the left side and nothing left in the right side...
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One of the most important things I`ve learned in life is to have at least one person with whom you never need to explain yourself.
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Multi-tasking: Twice the mistakes in half the time.
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Think of a number between 0 and 20 Add 32 to it. Multiply by 2. Subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It`s dark isn`t it :)
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