You`ll never get over it, but you`ll get to the point where it doesn`t bother you so much.
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Counting people in class to see which paragraph i have to read out loud.
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My New Year`s Resolutions: 320×240, 800×480, 1024×600, 1024×768, 1280×720, 1920×1080.
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Admit it. This is how we explain our conversations, "I was like- then she was like- and then I was like- and she was like.
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I don`t care if it`s 5 A.M. I don`t consider it "tomorrow" until I wake up.
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Me: "Can I go to the bathroom?" Teacher: "What for?" Me: "To open the chamber of secrets."
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Yes I get jealous, and I`m always scared I`ll lose you. That`s why when I ask you how you are I really mean it.
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"You had all weekend to do your homework!" "Um, Sorry I have a life."
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Just for the record, cats dont actually like it when you raise them in the air and sing the Lion King song...
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Your parents paid for your iPhone, MacBook and bought you a car and they`re paying for your school? Please, tell me how hard your life is.
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