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My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

We blame society, but we ARE society.

You never truly know someone until you play Call of Duty with them.

I sincerely regret every nap I passed up on as a child.

That awkward moment when someone is trying to be sneaky with their camera phone and their flash goes off.

There is no wine if grapes are not pressed and there is no perfume if flowers are not crushed. If you feel any pressure in Life, don`t worry, Life is just bringing out the best in you!!

Every day I wake up awesome but today I exaggerated.

If a girl from Iceland & a guy from Cuba have a kid together...... Will it be an Icecube?

There`s no point of having tons of friends who won`t be there when you`re down.

It`s almost crazy to think that before twitter, all of this nonsense stayed in people`s heads.