That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove you`re alive.
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Facebook status
Did you know Adele is younger then Carly Rae Jepsen?
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Person: "What do you want for Christmas?"
Me: *Forgets everything I have ever wanted*
Me: *Forgets everything I have ever wanted*
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Nobody ever reads the rules for Monopoly except when there’s an argument.
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I always think I can fix the clumps in my mascara by putting on more mascara. I never learn.
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Everyone: "What did you get for Christmas." Me: "Fat."
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*Turn on radio* "Shine bright like a-" *Turns off radio*
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Womens only - Like if: None of my yoga pants have actually ever been to yoga.
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Fun game of the day :)
Step 1: Attach a mustache to your TV.
Step 2: Drink every time it lines up with someone`s face.
Step 1: Attach a mustache to your TV.
Step 2: Drink every time it lines up with someone`s face.
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When my bra and underwear matches, it makes me feel like I`m a Victoria`s secret model.
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