I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.
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Facebook status
Showers: Never want to get in, then never wanting to get out.
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If you can read this in 3 seconds and Like it in 4 seconds, you are a NINJA.
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Like if 90% of the contacts in your phone are useless.
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Like if your bed is a magical place where you can suddenly remember everything you were supposed to do.
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Asian gangs, also known as study groups.
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The awkward moment when you’re wearing Nike’s and can’t do it.
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Silly girl, love isn`t free. It costs $10 and comes in a pizza box.
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Siri`s on her period. She needs an iPad.
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Every time I get settled on the couch with food, I always forget my drink in the kitchen.
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