If we are made of atoms,then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves
-Bhumswrang
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if you don`t have one you don`t need the other ,,,
-Shohan
I always keep a google search for "how to find anyone, anywhere, and kill them" open on my phone in case anyone steals it.
-Dorian
Whoever snuck the s in "fast food" is a clever person.
-unknown
is thinking ... Why are books not waterproof? I wanna read in the shower.
-unknown
The awkward moment when the most annoying person is complaining about someone being annoying.
-unknown
Forever 21 please teleport into my bedroom. Thanks.
-unknown
Aww I love getting cute good night texts from no one.
-unknown
Like if you also never actually heard a baby say "Goo goo ga ga".
-unknown
I hope my Nintendo Dog is okay. I haven`t fed it in 6 years.
-unknown