What day do potatoes hate the most?
Fry-day!
Fry-day!
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Facebook status
What do you call a doctor that fixes websites?
A URLologist
A URLologist
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Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.
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be with someone who knows you`re not perfect but treats you as if you are
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Me on Facebook =
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You can never be on the good side with someone who talks bad about everyone...
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If she stressed about school that means her future means something to her, what`s more attractive than that?
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Changing the world is up to us. If each of us tries, the next generation may see a happier, more peaceful world emerge.
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Having at least one “lazy day” per week can help reduce stress, high blood pressure, stroke
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If someone does not smile at you, be generous and offer your own smile. Nobody needs more a smile than the one that cannot smile to others.
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