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Considering what Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark did with their wealth, Bill Gates should be ashamed of himself.

What I don’t understand is how Dora is a five year old bilingual explorer but she needs help to figure out which of her books is red?

I want an iPhone with BBM and a Nokia battery with Android features.

If there`s one thing I hate about the new year, it`s writing the date wrong for like 3 months!

On March 14, 2015 at 9:26:53 a.m I`m going to have pie for breakfast..why? Because 3.141592653. πππππ

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The problem with reality is there`s no background music, so you never really know whether something mysterious or evil is about to happen.

LIKE if you are the kinda person who looks both ways when crossing a one way street.

Vegetarians maliciously starve animals by competing with them for the same food.

HOT SURFACE, DO NOT TOUCH! “Hmmmm, I wonder how hot is hot..... AHHH!!

Stop saying ‘I wish’ and start saying ‘I will’.