Worrying is like sitting on a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but doesn`t get you anywhere.
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Facebook status
That awkward moment when your grandma has more facebook friends than you.
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I`d get a lot more sleep if I didn`t insist on reading the entire internet every night.
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If breakups never existed, the music industry would go bankrupt.
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Like if you ever noticed..... When you`re hiding you always have to pee?
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"Hakuna Matata" is actually a Swahili phrase that means "there are no worries"
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That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on facebook.
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I would win American Idol easily if they let me bring my shower on stage.
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When life gives Lady Gaga lemons, she makes a dress out of them.
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Don`t take a girl for granted, just because she texts you first doesn`t mean she`s going to chase you around and be your last choice..
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