I like to trust and love to be trusted!
-Shohan
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Dear famous people, When you say you’re doing a world tour, please remember that my country is on the map of the world too.
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Do the Chinese realize that when they`re visiting America, they buy souvenirs made in their own country?
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"I`m never drinking again" = I`m never drinking again until this hangover is gone.
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Wanna know why I hate watching game shows? Find out, after the break.
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That awkward moment when you`re supposed to be cleaning your room and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one.
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"I was lightskin when I was a baby" = I am in denial of my dark complexion.
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That awkward moment when you change your facebook status to “single” and your ex likes it.
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"Message sent failed. Would you like to retry?" Well, OBVIOUSLY, I was sending it for a reason
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Try to say the letter M without your lips touching. Like if you tried it and failed :)
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