Don’t you love that moment when you’re cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start to glide?
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That awkward moment when you have no drink left, but you still take a sip for something to do.
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Movies are so unrealistic. This guy’s using his computer to access an alien ship & not once has it asked if he wants to upgrade his Adobe…
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They’re not “Suggested Friends,” they’re people I’m intentionally avoiding.
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How come when I stay in bed all day it’s “depression,” but when animals do it it’s “hibernating”?
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Solve the problem or leave the problem. But…… Do not live with the problem.
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If you want to be sad, live in the past. If you want to be anxious, live in the future. If you want to be peaceful, live in the NOW.
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People never remember the million times you help them, only the one time you don’t.
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She loves him more than he’ll ever know. He loves her more than he’ll ever show.
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On the scale of 1 to 10: you are a 9 & I am the 1 you need.
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