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My love for you is a journey starting at 4ever and ending at never.
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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Was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I’ve never driven a bus before.
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Don’t ignore my texts, I know you check your phone 24/7.
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Damn girl! Do you have 11 protons? Because you are sodium fine.
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I hate it when feelings get in the way of smart decisions.
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Canada is 50% the letter A.
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Should I Say It?, I`m gonna Say It, I Said it, I shouldn`t have said that..
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Where`s your book? At home. What`s it doing there? Not a lot.
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The hardest part about being an adult is trying to hide how you’re still a child.
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