You can learn a lot about a person from Google Search auto-complete.
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Facebook status
I don’t just sing in the shower… I perform.
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I hate when girls see each other outside of work or school and scream and make these noises that only dolphins could understand.
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Just a reminder that you don’t have to tell Facebook goodnight. You can just stop talking.
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Like if you also glad to live in a time where being social doesn’t require making eye contact.
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I scrolled too far back on my timeline and I ended up on myspace.
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Common sense is like deodorant; those that need it most, don’t use it.
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I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.
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is Letting the phone ring so the person doesn’t know you’re ignoring them.
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Money can’t buy happiness but it sure buys a lot of distractions.
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